The inestimable Prenty.

Okay! So! ... Er... hi there! Or something.

On this page you'll find a few facts and tidbits about my fine self. You'll also discover how very modest I am. Aren't you feeling privileged already?

The name I was given at birth is Naomi [xx], though I've gone by the online alias of Apprentice since mid-2002, and it ticks me off when people use my real name online. I'm at the wonderful age of 20, having been born on the 21st of March, 1988 (woops, almost typed 1088. I always thought I was mature for my age). I was raised by my single-parent mother. I've lived in Australia my entire life; most of that in Victoria, though also in Queensland for four years when I was much younger.

I have one older sister whom I would die of a broken heart without; one beautiful younger half-brother whom I've met only once, when he was 4 (about 5 years ago now), and one younger half-sister whom I've never met at all. Both live with my father in another state.

I'm not in school, I don't have a job, and I spend most of my time online, either reading or chatting or doing miscellaneous website related things. Quite the contributor to society, aren't I?

Anyway, that seems like a big enough chunk for the decent info, now here's a list of interesting (to me, probably not to anyone else, unless you're weird like that. :D) but pointless statistics and facts that pertain to my dreary little life!


There's something you ought to know about me...

  • Schools Attended:  6 (7 including distance education)

  • Houses Lived In:  9

  • Started Using Internet:  1999 (approx?)

  • Pets Had: 2 cats (Heidi, Smokey), 1 dog (Lady), 2 fish (Lisa and something or other), 2 rats (Jango Fett, Princess Leia). 1 fish and both rats were my sister's, but I get aunty status!

  • Pets Have:  2 rats (girls; Tickles and Emo. Guess which one I named.)

  • Places Holiday'd/Lived: Adelaide, South Australia; Corowa, New South Wales; Melbourne, Victoria; Nambour, Queensland; Sunshine Coast, Queensland; Sydney, New South Wales; Toowoomba, Queensland.

  • Plane Trips: 1 (Sydney > Melbourne)


Bit of a short, uninteresting list at the moment of compilation, but I'll add stuff over time as I think of them, I reckon.

And that's all! I may not be the most fascinating human being in the world, but I find myself entertaining enough to get by, so that's all I need, really. And if a couple of other people don't mind my company now and then? Bonus. :)